*while watching porn* oh fuck yes that is so fucking hot jgklfdjkljgkldfds
*porn continues* i am disgusted with myself

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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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Most upsetting thing I’ve learned this semester: African Americans took thirty years to establish Seneca Village, NYC as an autonomous village with churches, homes, organizations where they could have freedom and exert political control. The village was destroyed by white backlash culminating in the creation of Central Park, which successfully erased it from the city’s history.




See; Africville.

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"I am drawn to you for
the same reason insects
are drawn to burning light;
we are both compelled
to jump into beautiful
things, even if they have
the potential to set us
on fire."

we are blind as we approach our end, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

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